Audience Participation Weekend
Do I go on a slightly subsided trip to the Holy Land with my parish in January or go to Japan on my own in January. Israel trip would probably be like $2200 for flight and housing for 12 days. I have...
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Anytime I hear Zombie by the Cranberries, it is Winter 1994 again and I’m sitting on the floor of my best friend’s Princeton dorm room and we’re arguing about who has to leave the warm comfiness of the...
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What was your nickname in elementary/junior high school. You know, the one where the kids took your real name and mangled it into Step On Me or Clare de Loon (actually that one was my science teacher’s...
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So my current game is against a lady that has been delayed due to the storm. Under the rules if she doesn’t get here in the next twenty five minutes, I win. The director has requested that in the...
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Does anyone have suggestions for a first date for 17-year-olds on what is supposed to be a rainy Friday in Manhattan? Keep it clean peeps. And evidently, Manhattan doesn’t have an indoor mini golf...
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I pick up the Professor in the morning. What do I say to “my guy” on the occasion of never stepping foot over there again?
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If you found out your boyfriend/girlfriend’s parents were also brother and sister would you break up with him/her? If you found out your boyfriend’s father killed his mother (Girlfriend’s mother killed...
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You catch a friend in a blatant lie, let it go or confront?
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So I logged on to facebook yesterday to find this girl I went to law school with defriended* me. Now, I haven’t seen this woman in years and certainly not since we became facebook friends last year or...
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Butternuts, who actually conceived of and named this blog, has suggested that I get a Youtube channel! (Peter has also brilliantly decreed that it be called clareifeyes! Ha!) Now, I have long been...
View ArticleAnd commenter of the week goes to…
Drobbski. hahahahahaahahahahhah I mean, honestly. How perfect was that. hahahahahahha
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So what are fun ways to prove you’re not drunk? (Con’t from comment section on Not So Random Question post below)
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Hello, my lovelies, we have a rather busy day today, but, well, we still want comments to read on our breaks. So what’s on yer minds? Zac Efron? Tom Brady? The awesomeness of Dawn Summers? Why the...
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Are the things yelled in anger the truth or distortions designed to hurt? I tend to be silent when I’m angry, mostly for fear of saying the things I could never take back because they would ring so...
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Thanks Jamie!
Jamie sent me a gift for absolutely no reason whatsoever! Okay, so it’s cute and awesome and clever, but there are no instructions and I put the batteries in and I can’t figure out how to make it...
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I’m going to need you guys to send me links to stories about heinous crimes committed by men named Joaquin. (Yes, reviews of “Two Lovers” DEFINITELY count) Extra points if the heinous criminal admits...
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My elf refuses to post for me anymore on the grounds that “I don’t feel like blogging” is not the same as an inability to blog. I vehemently objected. However, the lack of posts yesterday indicates...
View ArticlePulp Fiction Tuesday is BACK! (by guest blogger Ugarles)
There is a reason Clareified has Pulp Fiction Tuesdays: Pulp Fiction is an excellent movie. It has plenty of great scenes. It has some amazing acting performances. It has memorable, quotable lines....
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Mary and I are doing a race around Denver. I will be on a segway, she will be on a bike. We are filming it and submitting it as our audition tape for the Amazing race. However, neither of us has ever...
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I have a phone I hate. It’s glitchy and horrible and dumb and I hate it. However, I have a service that I like. 4G coverage, unlimited data, usually works yadayadda. So, do I buy the phone I want for...
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